If I Only Owned a Pat Boone Record…
December 9th, 2008
… I’d set it on fire in my yard. And piss on it to put it out.
It’s sad to report that on the anniversary of the death of John Lennon, a man who dedicated his life to peace and tolerance, and a creator of some of the most memorable and inspiring music in modern times, that septuagenarian crooner and all-around douchenozzle Pat Boone should puke out some misguided and completely hypocritical vitriol into the world.
No, not more terrible pop music, or Metallica covers. Someone’s given him a keyboard so he can use the webs.
Blogging from deep within his lonely Tent of Hate, the ignoramus Boone boldly compared the reprehensible acts of the terrorists who killed in Mumbai, India, last week with the legions of open-minded Americans who have taken up action to reject Prop 8.
Almost lost your mind, old man? Nah, I think it’s definitely gone.
John Lennon, Rest in Peace.
December 9th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
SqueakyCleanTyroneGreen said:
Pat who? I vaguely recall some has-been ‘shellebrity’ (schmucks who are shells of their former celebrity) by that name. I pay about as much respect and attention to him as I pay to similar misguided nutjob shellebrities, such as the thankfully deceased Charlton Heston. That is to say, nada, zip, zilch.